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Sherlock Holmes is a great man, and I think one day — if we’re very very lucky — he might even be a good one.

(Source: benedictdaily)

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.


(Source: maliashale)


the-fandoms-are-valentines:

iprayforangels:

#history from Europe’s point of view

i caN’T BREATHE OH GOD I WAS SO CONFUSED BC I COULDN’T REMEMBER WHICH LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIE THIS WAS FROM

(Source: forassgard)

(Source: j-boge)


(Source: amazingoswald)

marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.



lokid-fallen-angel:

whalelovingattitude:

castiel-angel-of-the-tardis:

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

YOU OBTUSE PUMPKIN SEED

You SORDID BALLPOINT PEN

You ARROGANT DESK LAMP 

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