Sherlock Holmes is a great man, and I think one day — if we’re very very lucky — he might even be a good one.
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
i caN’T BREATHE OH GOD I WAS SO CONFUSED BC I COULDN’T REMEMBER WHICH LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIE THIS WAS FROM
My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.
since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon
here u go, bud
YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.
YOU OBTUSE PUMPKIN SEED
You SORDID BALLPOINT PEN
You ARROGANT DESK LAMP