I’ve always been a fella who put most of my eggs in one basket and then take a dump in the basket but I really don’t know.
if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
Some people wanna watch the world burn
i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me
- Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
- Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
Life tip: surround yourself with people who go out of their way to make a pun and laugh way too hard at their own jokes
my heart says yes but my mom says no